I saw Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2.
It was terrifically awful. Why see it? I mean, I knew it was going to be awful because all of the Twilight movies are awful BUT I read the books which were not awful and I’m a persistent person. I started seeing them and I couldn’t just stop at the last movie. I’m no quitter!
The screaming little girls who kept willing Jacob to take off his shirt was the best part of the experience and also the most disturbing. More disturbing than the gross amount of beheading that took place.
There was a twist that added some good suspense. The sex scenes were, well, they were intense and not meant for the eyes of the aforementioned little girls.
Baby Renesmee was eerie.
Jacob is a total hottie. Edward isn’t bad looking. Bella is just miserable. Charlie is hilarious and I felt bad for him during the movie.
The random vampires they brought in from across the world added some needed depth to the movie. Loved the crazy Patriot who chanted “The Redcoats are coming.” as the Voltaire walked into the scene. The ladies from the Amazon were beautiful in an insane way. The Russian duo was fun to watch.
I’m glad that part of my literary and cinematic life is over.
Bring on Hunger Games: Catching Fire in November 2013.